Postscript

Just, as an aside, I think we can all agree that Simon and Garfunkel went above and beyond the call of duty by listening to my blog and coming to sing to me here, in New Zealand, so let's say we call it a tie and let it be even. That's not to say that I won't fervently defend Garfunkel in random hostel conversations, but I will stop holding the Ballad of Buster Baxter over Paul Simon's head all the time. Tens all around, but let's say that one of them showed up and sang Punky's Dilemma to me, then we may have to revisit this. Until then.