Mystery Party - to the moon and back

So, after the mystery party, I always go through this stage that is like, "No more mystery party... murrrrr." Even though it is crazy hectic and sometimes a little bit stressful, when it's all over, there's just this lull. So, to celebrate a successful mystery party, here are some highlights from the mystery parties Shalom and I have written together. I'm not giving any context, so I apologise if they are really confusing. I find them really entertaining, but then... I helped write them.

Erin as Olive de Bois, 2006: I saw Max ninja Shalom to death! Hi-yah!
Max as Kilroy Kilstein, 2006: [Perform a random act of Ninjaness on Devon.]
Devon as Alcid Aves, 2006: Brother Cornelius told me that Erin killed Shalom! Puffins don’t lie!
From Matt's final reveal as Don Morto, 2006: He cannot take time out of his busy schedule to off every KGB member that comes his way.
From Max's final reveal as Kilroy Kilstein, 2006: Martinis_for_Jesus1500 had to die. ... Sensing danger with his ninja intuition, Max quickly jumped atop his refrigerator.

Ethan as Freddy, 2007: Luke... I am your brother.
From Matt's final reveal as Lucas R. Naught, 2007: Luke, miserable and confused, drank enough to inebriate a blue whale.
Heather as ViVi, 2007: Between him and Scarlet, your art is selling like tickets to a talkie.
Erin as Madame Violet, 2007: You always thought you and Arthur had a supernatural connection.
From Erin's final reveal as Madame Violet, 2007: Shocked at what she had done, Violet nursed the doll back to health as best she could. [yes, a voodoo doll :)]
From my final reveal as Scarlet White, 2007: She was Arthur’s right-hand girl, but, unfortunately for Scarlet, Arthur was left-handed.

Jordan as Jordan, 2009: Grant, are you wearing underwear right now?
Grant as Grant, 2009: They stole the stamp with my signature on it and I think they are forging documents!
Matt as Matt, 2009: In some ancient cultures, it is considered respectful to eat the dead because then their strength and wisdom become part of you. Like a Jedi. Devon will always be with you.
Grant as Grant, 2009: One day, you will be the Phantom Smile!
And last but not least, my favourite, from a clue, Ethan to Erin, 2009:

Promise me you'll think about it. Roman may have wealth, land, two handsome children, and a huge amount of trust in your fidelity, but my love is to the moon and back! And I don't mean Earth's moon, I mean Charon, the moon of Pluto. So. Think about it.